D Don't Date Ep. 1- D and the Dry Spell

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After a dating dry spell, D is ready to get back into the game. The only problem is she sucks at it- badly.

Top 10 Excuses for No New D Don't Date Episode

Okay, so there won’t be a new D Don’t Date episode this month. But we have a good excuse or ten of them. Please choose your favorite and just run with it.

10. We rented our camera out to a low rent porn company. Anything to help bring more amateur porn into the world.

9. Benj used to be a “special” visitor to Neverland Ranch so he took Michael Jackson’s death pretty hard.

8. My landlord wouldn’t let me pay my rent in gummy bears.

7. I wasn’t loved enough as a child, so now I have commitment issues.

6. My chia pet died. So that was rough.

5. I got caught up in the back to school sale madness.

4. Fred Claus has been repeating on HBO.

3. You know why.

2. We were getting our wisdom teeth pulled just like Mischa Barton.

1. I was too busy with all the sex. (Don’t ask me who. Alright, it was Jesus.)