Dude, after a long day there's nothing I like better then going home, settling into my big fake fur blanket and chillin' in the buff with my booties and knit hat.
When I was little I was scared to take a shower because my sister told me that sharks would come up out of the drain and eat me. At the time I thought this sounded totally legitimate. And then I went to Jr. High and grew out of it.
- Encyclopedic knowledge of Saved by the Bell episodes. Original flavor obviously, none of this new class BS. Or the pre-Saved by the Bell weird Miss Bliss thing with that lady from Parent Trap. Although my knowledge of Saved by the Bell: the College Years is definitely passable. Ability to pee like the wind. Seriously, clock me. You will not be disappointed. My bladder is not shy! These are the important things about me. Everything else is just gravy.
Oh yeah. And my love life isn't doing so hot right now.
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