A Conversation with Benj- John Mayer Edition

Benj- How the hell does John Mayer get so many women? Is his sperm laced with cocaine or something?

ME- No, it’s laced with gentle romantic crooning.

Benj- No seriously. Cameron, Jennifer, the ghost whispering Jennifer, Drew- did he date Drew? She dates so many dudes I'm not sure. Jessica, the love of my life Minka Kelly. I mean these women have to realize he's a tool right?

ME- That's what all guys say. It's like every guy thinks John Mayer is a tool.

Benj- That's because he is! He is the toolbox of tools. He is the place all tools go to rest. Yet still all these hot, famous women go out with him. You have to know they can do better. Except for Jessica Simpson, even though her boobs are totally crazy.

ME- He sings romantic love songs about your body and how it's a wonderland. Women dig that.

Benj- But he's an overgrown frat boy who thinks he's funny but he's not funny! Not even a little. How can singing MAKE UP FOR THAT?

ME- You're gonna pop a blood vessal.

Benj- That's it. I have got to learn the guitar.