1. People say you’re bad at hitting on people.
2. Unwilling victims will hide in horror and whisper ‘oh sweet Jesus Christ, no, please god no,’ when they see you coming, even though you were just going to the bathroom.
3. You think masturbation is a good opener.
4. You end up getting slapped, hit, kicked, punched or otherwise molested. And not in a good way.
5. It ends in sex- for the person who manages to rescue them from you.
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