Facebook the Obvious

There's a group on Facebook that you can join called 'I Love My Mom.' Thank god there's a Facebook group you can join or else who would know that you love your mom? Could a more obvious group have been formed? How about starting a group called 'I Sleep in a Bed,' or 'I've Seen an Episode of American Idol,' or 'I Wear Underwear.' Or 'I Love to State the Obvious.'

Now if someone started a Facebook group called 'I Hate My Evil Skank Whore of a Mother' that's something. You may look like a crazy, ungrateful brat but at least you're making a statement.

For the record I love my mother, who is not at all a skank whore but a very sweet lady who used to make me high fat baked goods and send me Valentine's cards with money in it. Two things that will endear me to you for life, whether or not you gave birth to me. Although that helps too.