Conversations with Benj- Midget Sex Edition

BENJ- How short are you willing to go?

ME- What?

BENJ- In a man. How short can a guy be before you refuse
to date him?

ME- I don’t have a number on file.

BENJ- Oh so you’d sleep with midgets.

ME- I don’t know any midgets but maybe.

BENJ- What if the midget was the size of a baby?

ME- That’s not possible, a. And b you’re creepy.

BENJ- Okay say he’s a regular sized midget. What would it take?
He's got it all, great car, sense of humor, wonderful personality,
fantastic in the sack. Would that be enough?

ME- Uh,

BENJ- Like what if he could do other things? That Mini Me guy gets
a ton of girls and I heard it’s because he has a special skill.

ME- Don’t want to hear it.

BENJ- I heard that he can stand right underneath a girl and
work his fists-

ME- For the love of god, did you not hear DON’T want to hear it?

BENJ- I’m just saying that’s not something you see everyday.
Doesn’t it make you curious? It’d be like doll hands
working up in there.

ME- You and your weird fascination with midget sex.

BENJ- I’m a man of many interests.