Everyone at work today told me how nice I looked. Not just that but they did it with a note of surprise in their voice, like 'you look nice today?' Almost as if they never believed it could actually happen. A few of my favorite compliments of the day:
1. Wow, you look showered!
2. You don't look tired, have you been catching up on your sleep?
These are actual compliments I received. So pretty much everyone at work thinks I'm an unshowered meth addict who doesn't sleep. They didn't say meth addict but it was implied. Who knew that 'you look showered' could be a compliment. I'm here to tell you it can .
In other news I may need to look for a new job soon.
About Me
- D
- When I was little I was scared to take a shower because my sister told me that sharks would come up out of the drain and eat me. At the time I thought this sounded totally legitimate. And then I went to Jr. High and grew out of it. - Encyclopedic knowledge of Saved by the Bell episodes. Original flavor obviously, none of this new class BS. Or the pre-Saved by the Bell weird Miss Bliss thing with that lady from Parent Trap. Although my knowledge of Saved by the Bell: the College Years is definitely passable. Ability to pee like the wind. Seriously, clock me. You will not be disappointed. My bladder is not shy! These are the important things about me. Everything else is just gravy. Oh yeah. And my love life isn't doing so hot right now. Check it out- www.ddontdate.com Contact me at ddontdate@gmail.com
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